Sunday, June 28, 2009

The Economy is in the Toilet...With the Rest of Us

So it's been a while now and I think it's safe to say that things have pretty much gone right down the shitter. The economy is barely afloat, North Korea wants to make the world glow in the dark by finally kicking off that whole nuclear winter thing, and the swine flu A-porka-lypse has officially begun. Not to mention that EVERYBODY is frickin' dead...or gay. Either way, it's bad. Not the gay thing, but you get the picture. Never fear, though. You know the economy has to turn around soon, because no matter how bad you've got it, there are a lot of people out there that make more money in a day than you'll make in your entire lifetime. Doesn't that make you feel better?

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